Meet the pack
Meet the talent.
Two ridiculously handsome Siberian huskies. One perpetually outnumbered human. Absolutely no adult supervision.
Head of Operations
Luka
Blue eyes · Already on the trail
If there's a trail, Luka is already on it. First out of the car, first in the creek, last to admit he's tired. Has never once questioned his own importance.
Primary responsibilities include leading every hike, auditing every squirrel, and escalating all requests to the highest available authority, which is himself.
“I don't have a recall problem. You have a keeping up problem.”
- Age
- [AGE]
- Weight
- [WEIGHT]
- Favorite trail
- [TRAIL]
- Known for
- [KNOWN FOR]
General Counsel
Sosa
Brown eyes · Files complaints in writing
Sosa carries the pack, sets the pace and watches the trail like it's his job. As far as he's concerned, it is.
Handles all formal complaints, most of which he also files. Dinner is at [TIME]. Objections begin fifteen minutes prior and are entered into the record.
“Management has been notified. Repeatedly.”
- Age
- [AGE]
- Weight
- [WEIGHT]
- Favorite trail
- [TRAIL]
- Known for
- [KNOWN FOR]
The human
Tracy
Perpetually outnumbered
A deeply codependent relationship between one woman and two handsome men who are unemployed, emotionally unstable, and live in her house rent free. I can fix them.
I learned to hike because of them. What started as a way to give them a bigger world ended up making mine bigger, too. This site is where I keep what we learned, mostly the hard way. The dogs think they're in charge. I know I am. Nobody feels the need to correct the arrangement.
The husky household
House rules, as established by management
01
The couch is a shared resource.
Shared means theirs.
02
Dinner is at [TIME].
Complaints begin fifteen minutes prior and are entered into the record.
03
Every walk is a negotiation.
Every negotiation is lost.
04
The human is permitted on hikes.
Provided she keeps up and carries the snacks.
Join the pack
Trail notes, once a week.
New gear, trails worth the drive, and unsolicited advice from two dogs who have never held a job. One email a week. Leave whenever you want, no questions asked.